What you are listening to is a funny commercial I did for an audio production course I took. I was somewhat limited with what I could do - mainly because it had to be exactly 60 seconds. I could have easily made it twice that long - in fact the first take was 1:42. I also had to use lots of sound effects (SFX) and the whole thing had to be over a music bed. I did all the voices and created all but one of the sound effects - in fact I spent one night drinking beer and farting into the computer to get the flatulence sounds - it was hard work. All things considered I thought it came out pretty good - I even received an 'A' on it.

Super-Bean-A-Mite (SFX: Phone Ringing) (Music Bed: Grieg's "Morning from 'Peer Gynt'") Wife: Hello, ooh, OK. See you at seven (SFX: Phone Hanging Up). Dear - the Robinsons just invited us over for dinner, and free sex again. Husband: I don't like Mrs. Robinson, she looks and smells like a sasquatch, I think she might be a bigfoot. Wife: Well, we don't want to be impolite. Husband & Wife: What can we do? (Music Bed: Prokofiev's "Montagues and Capulets") Announcer: Here's what they can do: Research has shown that a well timed fart will do wonders in extricating people from unwanted social situations. But our unfortunate couple do not have a propensity for excessive flatulence. The solution: Super-Bean-A-Mite. Super-Bean-A-Mite - guaranteed for immediate crepitation results. Let's see how things worked out for our lucky couple after just one dose of Super-Bean-A-Mite. (Music Bed: Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries") (SFX Bed: Dishes & Silverware) Man: Could you pass the cabbage (SFX: Flatus), please. Wife: Could you pass the brocolli (SFX: Excessively Moist Flatus*), please? Oh - could someone get me a napkin. Mr. Robinson: Aah maybe we should skip the group sex tonight - and don't call us, we'll call you! (Music Bed: Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture") Announcer: Well, it appears our couple is no longer welcome at the Robinsons. Husband & Wife: Thank you Super-Bean-A-Mite! Announcer: Super-Bean-A-Mite, available in fine stores everywhere. All voices and sound effects by Mike Schuster except: * from "Are You Embarrassed Easily?", Monty Python CD "The Final Rip Off"